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Ars poetica poems by Dave Read

Famous Writers School marketing matchbook
Famous Writers School marketing matchbook
Since the explosive growth of the Creative Writing Industry,* in the aftermath of the Famous Writers School being found fraudulent and sued out of business, I have been spent way too much time contemplating the nature of poetry itself. Since Random House CEO Bennett Cerf’s side hustle turned to vapor during the Nixon presidency, hundreds of creative writing programs have sprung up throughout the Higher Ed. sector of America’s cockeyed consumer economy!

*In a 1991 interview in the Paris Review, Donald Hall (1928-2018, U.S. Poet Laureate 2006-07) was asked, “Do you think the institution of the creative writing program has helped the cause of poetry?”

“Well, not really, no. I’ve said some nasty things about these programs. The Creative Writing Industry invites us to use poetry to achieve other ends—a job, a promotion, a bibliography, money, notoriety.

I loathe the trivialization of poetry that happens in creative writing classes. Teachers set exercises to stimulate subject matter: Write a poem about an imaginary landscape with real people in it. Write about a place your parents lived in before you were born. We have enough terrible poetry around without encouraging more of it.
Workshops make workshop-poems.

Also, workshops encourage a kind of local competition, being better than the poet who sits next to you—in place of the useful competition of trying to be better than Dante. Also, they encourage a groupishness, an old-boy and -girl network that often endures for decades.”

For the sine qua non of the CWI, please see: “Let Us Now Appraise Famous Writers,” The Atlantic, July, 1970.
[https://cdn.theatlantic.com/media/archives/1970/07/226-1/132646324.pdf]


Epigram
Words couldn’t care less
Meditation on the Counter-revolutionary Nature of Laureateships
From the Book of Young Dave, the Elder
Word Play
Take Care
Only Poets Can Serve Two Masters
Reading Matters
What Poetry Does
Expel Poetry to Restore the Republic
Poetry Isn’t Blue, It’s Read
Use of Verse
Social media makes bank, not community
A Rose Versus Prof’s Nosegay
Death Hasn’t All Dominion
Hoist on their own petard
Poetry is Dead, Long Live Poems
Organics matter
Ars poetica, again
The Equity of Poetry
Poetry is not speech
Apprentice and Aspirant Poets
Readers and Writers
Poetry is magic
Must poems be reasonable?
Art Matters, Entertainment Counts
Lucky ducks
Lord Tennyson Prays for Peace
Emerson’s Art
Why reason?
Until the Muse
How to Tell a Good Poem
Owl Song
Who Are You
Song of My Community
Or, current resident
How Risible the Visible
The Poet as Critic
On feet of clay
Rhymes with Rushmore
To the Esteemed Poets
P’s on Earth
Monetizing private Ryan, or WW Too
Word to the Wise
Occidental Haiku
Profess This!
Real Weather
If it’s Bad for Metaphor, it’s Bad for Politics
Alphabet Soup for the Soul
Giddy Up
The Next Homer
Our M.O.
white chickens
Free Poets Free Poetry
Dressing Tennyson
Without Poetry
Modern American Poetry
Whimsy whispers
T.S. Eliot skips Pigalle
Yoknapatawpha
Vice verse
The Poetry of Henry Adams
Have you seen Johanna?
Commonsense Manifesto
It Is Simple
Portrait of the Artist as a Merry Prankster, or, Who’s Felicity?
Siren or Sage?
Old Poets Lament
In the beginning
Knew Baltimore Catechism
Nature’s trombone
Schools of Poetry
Rapping with J.V. Cunningham
Haiku is no sneeze
Lament for the Poets of Little England
Yankees Noodle
Play Skool
Fakir’s Dozen Ways of Looking at Stuff
Say what, Leonardo?
Machine Learning
Slice of Life
Bleak February
Poets Torch
13579@c
Homage, or not
Deconstruction is cultural grave-robbery.
untitled
A Poet’s Dose
Not to brag, but
Emily Dickinson’s job?
Re-orient the occidental?
here’s to deb
When Poetry
poetic therapy
The mind’s eyeball
Vice Versa
Poetry bears
Arts Not Popular
Poets Invent
Some Poetry
Her Subject is Poetry
Frosted Gloss
Out the Window: June 23, 2019*
Poems Are Not
Savory Abstractions
Live Ekphrasis
In the Matter of Form
What’s the Word
Words Are Like That
Who Tats Queen Anne’s Lace
Eagle Pond Farm Market
Awaken Yeats

Since the explosive growth of the Creative Writing Industry

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