God and the Devil issue first joint press release:
“Because fire and brimstone are the same as franks and beans to non-human things, we have postponed the Apocalypse, until people resume telling their own lies, instead of outsourcing them to AI. Leave Bezos, Zuckerberg, Musk, etc. alone to be smothered by their own gosh damn lies. (Gosh damn, how’s that for compromise?)”
– God and the Devil (rulers of Heaven and Hell, respectively)
p.s. They only postponed the apocalypse, they didn’t cancel it, so stay tuned here for updates.
p.p.s. I didn’t put them in red and blue; they dress themselves!